Ha Ha … funny … warning – don’t read this if profanity offends you too easily …

I was starving and there was not much around to make … Nick was not sure what he wanted and I’m on my 11th straight day of working ridiculous hours to complete a project …

So I decided to make a quick and easy pasta dish. Well, I was pretty impatient and ended up not giving the super high fiber noodles (Fiber Gourmet Nests – 18g fiber per serving) enough time to cook, nor did I infuse the Olive Oil with the garlic for more than a moment … which led to a chewy dinner with far too sharp a taste. To be clear, it sucked.

Here’s where the profanity starts, so the faint of heart please move along …

Nick and I were laughing over the horrible meal that I was scarfing down (while complaining) and I suggested that I would have been better off crapping on the floor and eating that, to which Nick immediately replied – laughing -- “like Buddy used to do”, honing in on the reference immediately (Buddy was our dog a couple of decades ago and he enjoyed his own and the kids’ caca for a snack now and again.)

We were chuckling over this when my brain snapped on a joke that amused me, although it is still unrefined. But here goes anyway …

What is the difference between a conservative government and a dog?
A dog will happily eat its own shit, and yours …

Like I said … unformed, as you have to work too hard to get the corollary.

But it has the ring of something potentially special in the right comedian’s hands

Update: Thought of a few variations ...

What is the difference between a government and a dog?
One regularly kicks you in the balls,
and the other licks his own.

What is the difference between a government and a dog?
One shits everywhere and expects you to clean it up,
and the other licks your face.

I think I’m liking that last one a bit

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In The Mail This Nonviolent Stuffll Get You Killed How Guns Made The Civil Rights Movement Possible

The book isnt out yet; I received a galley proof from Basic Books.  It looks quite interesting. Most curious of all, it is by Charles E. Cobb. Jr. "Visiting Professor at Brown Universitys Department of Africana Studies and a former field secretary for the Student Nonviolent Coordinating Committee."  I suspect that he has first-hand experience about what he writes!

It tickles my ego a bit to think that I am important enough that they wanted me to read it and write a cover blurb for it.

I need to get a review of Stephen P. Halbrooks Gun Control in the Third Reich: Disarming the Jews and "Enemies of the State" written for PJMedia this weekend, and start reading Cobbs book.

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Adding Voicemail to VoIP to Help Put You in Business

Recently, we talked about the cost savings VoIP can provide to small-business owners and entrepreneurs. But to make the switch to VoIP as seamless as possible requires figuring out how to manage all your telephony needs. One of the most relied-upon pieces of any business phone system is voicemail, and our interactive voice response software, IVM, will make sure you have all your bases covered.

IVM Voicemail Software can be used to create a custom answering solution for everything from a single-user solution to a multi-line corporate system with thousands of voicemail boxes. Create as many voicemail boxes as you need with the option to check voice messages through an internet access page, by remote call-in access, or have messages sent to an email address as an audio attachment.

And it doesn’t matter whether you have standard landline telephone lines, use a VoIP phone service, or want something that will combine the two—IVM can be configured for a variety of setups.

IVM also includes some impressive features that are sure to add an extra layer of professionalism to your business phone system. For example, the Auto Hours setting in IVM allows you to set different “answering behaviors” based on the time of the incoming call. This can be used to play an off-hours message to customers calling outside of your normal business hours. You can even set up more complex interactive voice response systems, turning your phone line into an information line for customers to find answers to frequently asked questions at the press of the button.

Getting Started with IVM Voicemail Software

While IVM can be connected to your traditional landline with the use of a voice modem or telephony board to manage voicemail for your current phone system, switching to VoIP can further your cost saving, because there is no additional hardware required to connect a VoIP telephone line with IVM or a Virtual PBX.

IVM is a very powerful telephony tool and I could go on all day about the features and benefits of using IVM, but the easiest proof is in the product. IVM comes with a free 14-day trial, and will work on any PC, giving you time to interface with the application and see how it can improve your phone system and boost your business potential.

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Are you ready for Casio Exilim ZR1000 Camera

Woohoo! If you have followed my twitter or instagram, you guys will know that recently my friend and I got a new camera! Yes!! Thank You Casio Singapore for their generous sponsored of the New Casio Third-Generation High Speed Exilim ZR1000 Digital Camera!

Do check out this blog for the Casio EX-ZR1000 review soon! In this review, I will share about the specification & feature as well as showing you guys the quality of the picture. It’s time to post some stunning pictures again. Stay tune and have a great week to everyone here! *Smiles*

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